Mascot Hospitalized After Mistaking THC Gummies for Bubblegum, Dances on Dugout for 3 Innings

Check your gummies!

Lost Golf Balls Host Annual Beach Bash At 16th Hole Water Hazard

'Challengers' Spurs Renewed Interest In Tennis Among Porn Lovers

NBA Replay Center Just a Guy Flipping a Coin

Oh boy.

Race Horses Prefer Verbal Encouragement Rather than Relentless Whipping, Survey Says

Kentucky Derby Implements New Rule: Horses Must Wear Oversized Hats

Study: 96% of Pitchers Have Life-Changing Conversations With Glove Before Pitching

Wholesome

Shortened Pitch Clock Shaves Off 26 Minutes of Day Drinking

Baseball is ruined forever

Caleb Williams is a Chicago Bear! | Short Sports

Bear down

Risers and Fallers: Draft Hopefuls Stuck In Moving Elevator

Up and down they go.

NBA Players Thankful to Finally Be Able to Make Summer Vacation Plans

School is out for summer!

NBA Declares Zero-Tolerance Policy on Gambling, Plenty-Of-Tolerance Policy on Domestic Violence