The Cowboys are on FIRE!

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

A fire broke out at Cowboy camp. RFK is done running. The Commanders have a new scapegoat. The DNC is heading West. An NFL lineman is penalized for not holding.

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