Olympic Divers Bring Moms to Watch Them Jump Off High Dive

Watch this one!

Olympic Ratings Plummet After Peacock Subscribers Discover ALF

Gold medal content.

Scandals ROCK the Olympics!

What is going on!?

Fan Refuses To Report to Training Camp Without New Deal on Stadium Hot Dogs

Bring us the wieners.

Sha'Carri Richardson Tests Positive for Speed

Athlete with IBS Odds-On Favorite to Take Gold in Race Walking

It's a blessing and a curse.

The Olympics are TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Hide your kids, hide your wives.

Kiss Cam Only Thing That Could Make Ball Game Interesting

Someone do it already!

Men Prepare Excuses For Watching Women's Beach Volleyball

Excuses, excuses.

NBA Summer League Showcases Future Stars of Chinese Basketball Association

Head East, young man.

National Anthem Singer Performs Drunk!

Whatever it takes.

Report: United States to Continue Domination of Olympic Sports Invented in and Only Played in the United States

USA America #1 HotDog Rocketship