It’s Opening Day Weekend! | Short Sports

Yay baseball.

Shohei Ohtani’s Interpreter Signs With DraftKings

A "Free" Agent

Kentucky Announces Fourth Annual “Big Blue Sadness” Night

Pain.

Girlfriend Picks Bracket Based On Which Mascots Speak To Her In Cryptic Dreams

Everybody has their own method.

March Madness is Here! | Short Sports

Let's get MAD.

Local Man Finalizes March Madness Bracket, Divorce Paperwork

Finally.

NHL Announces New ‘Designated Fighter’ Position

Choose your fighter!

Local Man Desperately Seeking Attention Befriends Other Man Desperately Seeking Attention

Who would have thought?

Aaron Rodgers…Vice President? | Short Sports

The runner to the runner up.

MLB Adds 1,000 More Games To Schedule, Claims “No One Will Notice”

Will they though?

A Collection Unlike Any Other

Stadium Wave Veers Off Course, Destroys Entire City

What a disaster.