The Bears Are...In Trouble

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

The Chicago Bears are facing some trouble (evergreen). Shohei Ohtani confirms he is one of us. LeBron is negotiating deals for his movie star son. Toronto’s biggest basketball fan keeps getting dunked on. The Yankees are ready to give Juan Soto everything!

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