The 11 Most American Things About Sports

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July 01, 2024

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  1. The most American thing about sports is being able to get a college scholarship for shooting a gun. - Doug Kolic

  2. The most American thing about sports is stopping a game to show commercials. - Dan Bookbinder

  3. The most American thing about sports is hating soccer. - Maury Levine

  4. The most American thing about sports is leaving the game you paid good money to be at just to beat traffic. - James Knapp

  5. The most American thing about sports is Philadelphia erecting a statue of a fictional boxer - Henry Loe

  6. The most American thing about sports is that no matter who wins, your father still isn't proud of you. - James Knapp

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  1. The most American thing about sports is a brand dispute stopping us from watching a man eat too many hot dogs on Independence Day. - Kelley Greene

  2. The most American thing about sports is WNBA players making 1% of what NBA players make for playing the same sport. - Meg Reid

  3. The most American thing about sports is being seen on the Kiss-Cam with your mistress. - Maury Levine

  4. The most American thing about sports is paying $15 for a ballpark hotdog and watching the bankrupt Athletics lose. - Ryan David

  5. The most American thing about sports is calling it the "World Series" when only two countries compete. - Clay Beyersdorfer

Nation Forever Changed After Learning Soccer Is a Sport

No freaking way.

www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/nation-forever-changed-after-learning

MLB Honors Military Appreciation Month with Loud Fireworks, Large Crowds

Thanks for your service.

www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mlb-honors-military-appreciation

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