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New MLB Streaming Service Allows You To Watch Multiple Draftkings Ads At Once

So. Many. Commercials.

I want more commercials.

By Divyansh Kulshrestha

NEW YORK - Assuring fans that they could now fully enjoy baseball as it was originally intended, Major League Baseball, in partnership with DraftKings, revealed a new baseball streaming service on Sunday, which allows fans to watch as many DraftKings commercials as they want at once.

“Every diehard baseball fan can now have the ability to watch multiple DraftKings ads without any part of the ballgame interrupting them,” said MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred. “We saw what the fans wanted and we delivered.”

According to reports, the streaming service would provide 4K resolution for the commercials and fans will have an option of whether they want to see the newly produced ads or the older ones, with a special section being devoted to the DraftKings commercials played only during the Super Bowl.

“So many of the fans’ memories are connected to these advertisements, which is why we want the fans to enjoy them to the fullest,” said DraftKings CEO Jason Robins, “The app would also feature interactive elements like betting on which commercial the autoplay is going to show you next.” 

The announcement of the new streaming service has been met with excitement and fervor among the fans, with many agreeing that watching baseball will become much more fun if you could hear “The Crown is Yours” on repeat from seven different commercials in the middle of the game.

“What’s the point of watching baseball if you can’t see Kevin Hart telling you about the new Blackjack features and Peyton Manning shouting the Super Bowl odds at you, both at the same time, while the game is being played?” said diehard Yankees fan Greg Johnson, “I’m just glad we’re getting a break from those State Farm ads.”

At press time, millions of fans were demanding that ESPN+ come up with a new feature where the entire screen is divided into 25 different Fanduel popup ads.

“Make the Octobox a thing of the past,” said @BobbyBonillasCheck on X/Twitter. “I want to see Nate Burleson’s face 25 times across my living room. That’s what I look forward to every night after work.”

End of the Bench will have more on this story after we get done yelling at our television.

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