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Local Psychopath Somehow Managing to Run Without Earbuds In

Local Psychopath Somehow Managing to Run Without Earbuds In

Seems suspicious.

Yankees Hire AI Version of Casey Stengel as Manager

Yankees Hire AI Version of Casey Stengel as Manager

Does not compute.

Royals to Replace Entire Bullpen with One Really Good Trebuchet

Royals to Replace Entire Bullpen with One Really Good Trebuchet

Brilliant idea.

Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts

Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts

Vroom vroom.

Elly De La Cruz Steals Second, Third, Home, The Royal Crown, and My Wife

Elly De La Cruz Steals Second, Third, Home, The Royal Crown, and My Wife

He's Mr. Steal Your Girl

Ohtani Hits 493-Foot Homer, Fails To Impress Millipede

Ohtani Hits 493-Foot Homer, Fails To Impress Millipede

Big whoop.

Djokovic to Get an Automatic Bye into Wimbledon Final

Djokovic to Get an Automatic Bye into Wimbledon Final

He is inevitable.

Don't light your hand on fire, we'll be back.

Don't light your hand on fire, we'll be back.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

Local News Team Stunned to Discover City Has Had a WNBA Team This Whole Time

Local News Team Stunned to Discover City Has Had a WNBA Team This Whole Time

That can't be true.

Manager Feels Like “Huge Dick” After Learning Umpire is Actually Blind

Manager Feels Like “Huge Dick” After Learning Umpire is Actually Blind

Nobody saw this coming.

NBA Analysts Claim Wembanyama Greatest Draft Pick Ever, Likely to Cure Cancer

NBA Analysts Claim Wembanyama Greatest Draft Pick Ever, Likely to Cure Cancer

Expectations are high.

Highlights And Lowlights: Lionel Messi

Highlights And Lowlights: Lionel Messi

The ups and the downs.

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