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James Harden Sits Out Strip Club Visit Citing ‘Load Management’

Save your energy.

God Launches Sports Talk Radio Show

He knows ball.

Soccer Coach Claims That Cutting Just One 5th Grader From the Team Grants Him Undefeated Record, Eternal Youth

Just how does he do it?

Nation Rejoices as Baseball Season Finally Fucking Over Again

FINALLY.

Citing Flu Scare, Biden Bans Chiefs from Taylor Swift

The last thing this country needs.

James Harden Demands Trade From Next Team That Trades for Him

Trade me.

Report: Michigan Football Accused of Stealing Signs and the Last Slice of Pizza

Straight to jail.

NFL Catch Rule Now Includes Doing the Griddy

Finally.

Stadium Beer Vendor Elected Speaker of the House

Get your democracy here!

Belichick on Patriots' Disastrous 2023 Season: 'YOLO'

You only coach the GOAT once.

US Trades Football to Europe for Football

More football, please.

Atlanta Braves to Cancel All Off Days for 2024 Season

We need less time off.

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