Nicholas Cage Insists On John Madden Biopic Ending With Beloved Announcer Set Ablaze

Day Drinking Event Also Features Minor League Baseball Game or Something

That's odd.

"Hard Knocks" Celebrates 22nd Season of Filming Teams Destined for Heartbreak

Doomed.

JJ McCarthy is DONE FOR THE YEAR!

Skol...or whatever :/

Local Man Leaves Birth of Firstborn Child to Beat Post-Game Traffic

Some things are worth waiting for.

Man On the Run for Murder Asks Fantasy Football League to Move Draft Online

Breaking tackles and laws.

Americans Excited for Olympics to End and to Resume Being Divided

One Nation, Divided.

Michigan Football is SCREWED!

Is Michigan done for good?

Woman Swimming Laps at Local Pool Just Misses Katie Ledecky’s Time by 45 Minutes

SO CLOSE!

Olympic Divers Bring Moms to Watch Them Jump Off High Dive

Watch this one!

Olympic Ratings Plummet After Peacock Subscribers Discover ALF

Gold medal content.

Scandals ROCK the Olympics!

What is going on!?