Michigan Football is SCREWED!

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Michigan is in hot water (again). The White Sox are bad (again). The USA is getting high. A golfer avoids a major hazard in Sacramento. DK Metcalf almost killed a guy.

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