Terrorist Attack Delays Sugar Bowl

Not satire.

Study: 96% Of Parents Prefer Punishing Kids By Making Them Watch First Take

Grounded.

Local Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward

Serious, bro.

Conor Mcgregor Announces Fight With Own Ego

Fight of the year?

The NFL...on Netflix!?

Fan’s Christmas Gift to Himself Includes Lakers Tickets, Lifelong Debt

Christmas came early.

13 Sports Gifts We Want This Christmas

Merry Christmas!

Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Still Believes in Santa

Ho-ho-holy cow.

Michael Vick...the Head Coach?

Woof woof!

Advanced Football Analytics Find Statistical Advantage to Going for it on First Down

Facts over feelings.

Reanimated Corpse of George Washington Named Starting Center For Ailing 76ers

Ball is (after) life.

Dominatrix Punishes New York-area Sub by Showing Him Giants Highlights