Terrorist Attack Delays Sugar Bowl

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In this episode…

A terrorist attack derails the Sugar Bowl. Aaron Rodgers comes to grips with reality. Patrick Mahommes is an underachiever. The Wizards play defense like a baby. The FBI has reassured Logan Paul he’s not a target.

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