Dominatrix Punishes New York-area Sub by Showing Him Giants Highlights

Bill Belichick Is Heading to North Carolina!

At least it's not the Panthers.

Stoners Excited For Two Weeks of Bowl Games

Stoney baloney.

Coach’s Inspirational Speech Falls Flat After Unnecessary Reference to Epstein Island

Loser talk.

Christian McCaffrey Has Mail Permanently Forwarded to Injured Reserve List

Mail call.

HBO Hard Knocks In-Season Premiere!

We head North.

Local Man in Green Face Paint Either Eagles Fan or Wicked Fan

Wicked tough.

Public Health Officials Classify Chicago Bears a Choking Hazard

Be careful.

Aaron Rodgers Traded to Trump’s Presidential Cabinet

A natural fit.

13 Things in Sports We're Thankful For

Gobble, gobble.

Unwitting Amateur Wrestler Regrets Going Pro

Whoops.

Jets Looking To Replace General Manager With Specific, Narrowly-Focused Manager

Help wanted.