13 Things in Sports We're Thankful For

Gobble, gobble.

November 28, 2024

Gobble gobble.

By Todd Mitchell, Nicki Escudero, Tom Brown, Maury Levine, Nick Coffman, Lauren Grimaldi, Henry Loe, Ryan David, Miles-Erik Bell

  1. Officially Licensed NFL Jerseys - So you can look like an offensive tackle instead of just a slob after turkey time.

  2. The NBA - For not being baseball.

  3. ESPN/ABC - For saving the NBA on TNT crew and still giving fans of below .500 teams something to smile about.

  4. Tommy DeVito's Agent - For making us still believe in the mafia.

  5. Family -Those people you get to see between football, baseball, basketball, and hockey seasons.

  6. Seventh Inning Stretch - For keeping us healthy.

  7. Pickle Ball - Cause fuck your neighbors and their sleep schedule; sorry, not sorry. We’re picklers for life.

  8. Chicago sports - For giving us something other than politics to be depressed about.

  9. Baby races at halftime shows - For making it accpetable to laugh at crying babies in public.

  10. Concession Stands - The only place where you can get an order of nachos, cotton candy, and three Dr. Peppers without feeling judged.

  11. The NFL - For forcing athletes to work on the holidays.

  12. Bill Belichick—a jobless man so decorated in his respective trade that being unemployed for 11 months is normal.

  13. Adjustable Basketball Hoops - For allowing us to feel like Vince Carter in our prime.

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