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Want a premium subscription to End of the Bench but don’t want to pay for it?

Hey, we don’t blame you. Times are tough.

Hell, Wendy’s wants to charge you $430 for a cheeseburger. Eggs are $2,853 a carton. Gas literally costs an arm and a leg.

It’s tough out there.

Which is why we’re excited to launch our Referral program today!

What is it?

Well, simply put, you can earn free months of our premium subscription by copying and pasting the link below and sharing it wherever you’d like!

(Ideally, you should share the link with people who like sports and not just as a goof on your grandpa. Unless your grandpa likes sports, then we want him. Yep, we just said that. We want your grandpa.)

Anyways, you’re probably asking yourself, “What does a premium subscription include?” Well, for starters:

• Access to our entire archive of stories

• A monthly 10% discount code for our merch store

• Early sneak peeks at new merchandise

• Behind-the-scenes and subscriber-only video content

We’ll even keep track of how many people subscribe via your link so you don’t have to worry about anything!

Sources tell us that you could even earn a LIFETIME premium subscription to End of the Bench…

Shoot, with just one referral, you even get a FREE POSTER!

So what are you waiting for? Help support a small business and the art of comedy by sharing the link below for FREE!