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Formula One Driver Smashes Trophy After Win, Vows to Destroy All Major Sports Prizes

Formula One Driver Smashes Trophy After Win, Vows to Destroy All Major Sports Prizes

MAX SMASH.

Carlos Alcaraz Attributes Right Forearm to Solo Work Put in During Pandemic

Carlos Alcaraz Attributes Right Forearm to Solo Work Put in During Pandemic

Putting in the extra hours.

Red Sox Fan Reveals Best Stadium for Shouting Racist Chants

Red Sox Fan Reveals Best Stadium for Shouting Racist Chants

Heartwarming.

Local Psychopath Somehow Managing to Run Without Earbuds In

Local Psychopath Somehow Managing to Run Without Earbuds In

Seems suspicious.

Yankees Hire AI Version of Casey Stengel as Manager

Yankees Hire AI Version of Casey Stengel as Manager

Does not compute.

Royals to Replace Entire Bullpen with One Really Good Trebuchet

Royals to Replace Entire Bullpen with One Really Good Trebuchet

Brilliant idea.

Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts

Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts

Vroom vroom.

Elly De La Cruz Steals Second, Third, Home, The Royal Crown, and My Wife

Elly De La Cruz Steals Second, Third, Home, The Royal Crown, and My Wife

He's Mr. Steal Your Girl

Ohtani Hits 493-Foot Homer, Fails To Impress Millipede

Ohtani Hits 493-Foot Homer, Fails To Impress Millipede

Big whoop.

Djokovic to Get an Automatic Bye into Wimbledon Final

Djokovic to Get an Automatic Bye into Wimbledon Final

He is inevitable.

Don't light your hand on fire, we'll be back.

Don't light your hand on fire, we'll be back.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

Local News Team Stunned to Discover City Has Had a WNBA Team This Whole Time

Local News Team Stunned to Discover City Has Had a WNBA Team This Whole Time

That can't be true.

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