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Local Man Struggling to Keep up With Football, Dragon, and Rings

Too much on TV right now.

Existentialist Mascot Thinks We’re All Wearing Costumes

What is life?

New Turnover Prop Celebrations for the 2022 College Football Season

Turnover chain? More like turnover lame.

MLS Playoffs Cancelled After League Bake Sale Falls Short

Ran out of lemon bars.

Kevin Durant Drops Trade Request After Nets Owner Threatens to Call His Mom

Ran out of lemon bars.

Oakland A's Scout Little League World Series for Experience

Talent can be found anywhere.

Sports Gambler Develops Sure-Fire System for Getting Money from Brother-in-Law

100% guarantee

Perennial College Football Losers Form Cake Ten Conference

Piece of cake.

Texas Lawmakers Propose Bill to Ban Two Point Conversion

Enough is enough.

PGA Tour 2K23 Career Mode Allows Players to Defect to Terrorist Cell Networks

Nice.

Minor League Baseball Team Also Plays Baseball, Apparently?

That can't be true.

“I Sure Do Love Golf!” Shouts Phil Mickelson Over Sound of Buzzsaws

Buzz Buzz.

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