Recent Notifications from the LinkedIn Profile of Urban Meyer

Welcome to the Lower Tier, Missouri!

You are among friends.

Rivals Top High School Football Prospects from the Class of 2035

Can't even tie their shoes.

Recently Quarantined Man Swept by Human Interaction 4-0

A clean sweep.

Quiz: Are You at Your Kid's Soccer Game or Walking Through Hell?

What's the difference?

Friend Group Agrees to Not Tell Chuck He Has Nacho Cheese on His Shirt

Don't make it worse.

Epizeuxis: The Steve Ballmer Clippers Toilet Variations

Toilets, toilets, toilets.

My breakup letter to my one true love…. Golf

Goodbye, my lover.

Report: Football Stuck on Roof

Not great news.

Chicago Bears Get Easy Victory After Benching Head Coach

Smart move.

NBA 2K Ratings for Your Company's Rec League Basketball Team

Where'd everybody end up?

Man Prepared to Eat Both Wings AND Nachos Tonight

Big news from Buffalo Wild Wings.