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Our first merch drop of 2024!

January 04, 2024

Announcing our first merchandise drop of 2024 - the Brand Collection. From t-shirts to coffee mugs, every dollar earned from our store goes towards producing more fake sports news! Support us and look fashionable while doing it

Want to get an extra 10% off your order? GOOD NEWS, YOU CAN!

All paid subscribers get a quarterly discount (you can make your money back on a single order!), as well as…

  • Access to our full-story archive

  • Behind-the-scenes content

  • Subscriber-only videos!

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