Pete Rose Hits the Trifecta

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Pete Rose has passed away. Travis Kelce is Grotesquerie. Bronny James doesn’t want to be anywhere near his own father. The Red Sox are bad but not hurting as bad as the Yankees. 

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