The Olympics are TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Hide your kids, hide your wives.

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Hide your kids, hide your wives, the Olympics are coming for you. So is Snoop Dogg. Tom Thibodeau stays hard in New York. Jim Harbaugh sees a new light in training camp. France continues to be French.

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