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Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Joey Chestnut just got eaten by the law. Jerry West is dead. Luka is being a baby. The Olympics are preparing for terror. Rashee Rice is immaturing.

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