Jerry Jones is FED UP with the Cowboys!

Welcome to Short Sports, End of the Bench’s weekly fake sports news program. Every Friday, we will bring you the sports headlines you missed and jokes from some of the best writers in the biz.

In this episode…

Jerry Jones had a terrible birthday party. Tom Brady is now the first owner/quarterback. Dick got big in Boston. The Liberty pulled out late. Jerry wants to sell his Sox.

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