Harrison Butker Said WHAT!!? | Short Sports

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In this episode…

Harrison Butker might be 108 years old. Joe Biden and Trump find the perfect baseball stadium to debate in. Rory lost a wife and possibly another major this week. The NBA has new criteria for rookies and dads.

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