Angel Hernandez “Retires” | Short Sports

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Angel Hernandez is totally quitting on his own. Paris is rolling out a football field of food. Jacksonville has another pervert not named Urban. The box office on Memorial Day was…lacking. Stewart-Haas is shutting down.

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